🕯️ In Memory of Ozzy Osbourne 🦇
“They say I’m crazy… but I’ve always known the truth.”
“I don’t care what they play at my funeral; they can put on a medley of Justin Bieber, Susan Boyle and We Are The Diddymen if it makes ’em happy — but I do want to make sure it’s a celebration, not a mope‑fest.
I’d also like some pranks — maybe the sound of knocking inside the coffin, or a video of me asking my doctor for a second opinion on his diagnosis of ‘death.’
There’ll be no harping on the bad times. I don’t want my funeral to be sad. I want it to be a time to say ‘thanks.’”
No heaven. No hell. Just Ozzy.
🖤
1948 – ∞
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