its a hard life as a leprechaun

i hate being a ginger so much. nobody likes gingers. i get called a leprechaun almost everyday by various people. and everyone is all like "you should wear green! gingers look best in green!" thats not helping me beat the allegations. and dont even get me started on saint patricks day. ive decided im going to dye my hair consistently when i turn 18. probably black. black works best because it goes with most other colors. its is absolutely insane how much i get asked "can i have some gold? wheres the lucky charms? wheres your pot of gold and rainbow? you sure are tall for a leprechaun!" shut the fuck up bro