Princess Fungalina

Princess Fungalina: The Red Carpet Mold

Built like a soggy Hot Pocket, Smelling like lukewarm hot-dog water, Draped in her signature Pepto-Bismol pink gown. 

Desperately clinging to what little relevance remains of her spoiled kingdom.

Her crown? Tainted by years of delusion,
Her subjects? Only the mold spores she never washed off.

Her reign may be over, but the smell lingers…… 🦨🤢🦠