ALAS! I AM RETURNED!!

(hehegetit??no??okimsorry.) (Iamnotsoberwhenmakingthis.sorryifitshard2read)

I've come to rant!! I've come to boast about my victory!!! My (iwannasaymaybeafter..15hours?) I BEAT MALENIA, BLADE OF MIQUELLA. UHH ELDEN RING IS THE EASIEST GAME IN THE FRANCHISE, ORPHAN OF KOS (orassomesay...kosm..) OH MY GLOB KOS TOOK AGES. I WAS TIRED OF HIS DARN FLAILING AND WHINING AND I REFUSED TO USE ANY DAMN CHEESE..not Malenia though, She doesn't deserve the respect, Neither is Consort Rahdahn going to receive any either. He's next on the chopping block. AND THAT LITTLE BROTHER/TWINK OF HIS TOO. (ironicallygettingadmgbufffromafemboyomg) How did I beat her??

I used Black Knife Tiche that's how.

She carried all of the first phase but bro..NO ONE TOLD ME SHE WAS GOING TO POINT BLANK SEND HER FLOWER MOVE ON MY SUMMON KILLING IT INSTANTLY. SO I WAS SCARED FOR MY LIFE. LITERALLY 2 HEALS, AND MALENIA ON FULL HP BECAUSE SHE HEALED EVERYTHING FROM MY SUMMON. (forcontextimrunningapoisebreakertypebuild) So..I use my marias executioner sword, Why? BECAUSE THE BELL BEARING HUNTER IS SO COOL, HAVE YOU SEEN HIS DRIP?? HIS ARMOR LOOKS OMG (andiwatchedeldenringabridgedandlovedhisjokes) he's just auraful..(bugzby) Am I being too much? idk prolly. I was going crazy though, had my future husband giving me emotional support for hours on end. Holy fuck it was annoying. She will NOT bypass the Kos Record (Ispentmorethan3daysonhim) and RAHDAHN..I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THE DLC..IM SO FUCKING COOKED AUGHHH. OH MY GLOB I'M GOING TO SHATTER SOMETHING IN MY HOUSE. but its fine!!! I'm not there yet. We'll get there..eventually. i think she exhausted me though..I have NEVER been so tired after doing a boss because the moment I touched my bed..i genuinely cannot remember what happened after that..i just woke up. she exhausted me so bad I quite literally Diavolo timeskipped to the next day.. and SPEAKING OF DIAVOLO. KING CRIMSON IS ONE OF MOST SATISFYING NOISES MY GOD. ON GLOB I PUT THAT ON EVERYTHING. THE NOISE, IT JUST HITS A SECTION OF MY EAR THAT JUST-

LIKE FUUUCK (~￣³￣)~

morale is still at an all time low though. It was high when I beat Malenia and tbh. She killed it. Yeah, "YIPPIE I BEAT HER" but like..fuck dude. I feel like a fucking loser, I should be outside or something. I should be enjoying summer. gah I hate when my mind turns on me!! So guess what we're gonna do :3. (Yesiminvadingyugoslaviawithyoupookie<3<3) its okay chat. We wont get caught..if you're fast enough. My room looks like a movie..cold blue light from the sun..my music..

I could die here. wouldn't mind it a singular bit.

Like, now I'm going to do the most banger bulletin known to man (whichiswhyushouldfriend/followmeplease..imverylonely.)

i really want friends. I'm a nice person i think. I'm doing better.

I'm not all that funny though goobers so like- don't expect much-

OKAY SAPPY TIME OVER.. UHM.

I FORGOT MOST OF THE REST OF WHAT I WAS GONNA WRITE SO ILL JUST TALK FOR A WHILE. I gotta watch more anime..I've been also reading tokyo ghoul a lot more. Anime did this series zero justice, what the biff. i gotta mind my language more, i tend to become very unlikeable when i cuss too much :p ill get a handle on it soon. I really gotta go deep diving for new songs soon. maybe 5 playlists worth. (yesimeanit.) should be enough for this week maybe. if i even manage to get up to do it (lmao)

i miss playing roblox. 

I cant even enjoy a game without constant issues, being berated for my incompetence or just living. l stood in a a little basketball game and TOLD my team i was afk, just to be told i was the reason we're losing. ofc i apologized and left because tf?? he was prolly right though, i have just been passing the ball only i should play more defensive. oh well, another day maybe? I'm gonna rot in my bed. me and my plushies!! they get me. they don't speak but understand me better than most! what if i just went MIA. would be cool but then again, I'm not selfish to that extent. Heres another tanget

Do people not think anymore? When hurting another. Do people not realize their words have more weight to them than people realize? I've heard/seen people harm themselves because of the words of another and quite frankly. how low could you get. and that's to THE BOTH OF THEM. both parties are at fault in my opinion. Ohcrapiyapped4-2long. like how are you gonna demean the other person and (to the other person) you shouldn't be taking that bullshit from them. Have more self-worth please.

sorry.

to finish up, Yes. People have to learn to be more kind, people just lack basic human empathy and i swear it gets proven to me day by day. i don't understand how people can be so selfish. though I'm one to complain lmao.

Anywho yeah I'm done. I'll maybe do a bulletin later and just crash back to bed. Can't stand it anymore. my eyes are heavy as shit and i still hear her voice..

(I AM MALENIA! BLADE OF MIQUELLA)-HEHEMORELIKEUHHUHHEASY

Oh my glob I'm just gonna watch adventure time if i can. (ifnotimgonnacry)

BUH BYE!! TY FOR READING ALL OF THIS <3 IF YOU DID MAYBE LOOK AT MY OTHER ONES. I POST EVERYTHING N ANYTHING!! RECCOMEND ME ANYTHING TO PUT HERE ASWELL :DD I LUV MAKING THESE.

BYEBYE NOW!!!

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-cinnamonmissile (thegoober)

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