Whataburger kind of sucks

Hey guys first ever proper blog post

So my parents went out to watch a movie and I asked them if they could bring me a burger. They come home 3 hours later with Whatburger, just the burger, no fries

I’m grateful to eat and all and I fucked that shit up but holy fuck I feel so empty inside. Whataburger genuinely makes me sad to eat it’s so filling but like. Disgusting? The patties are always so chewy and too meaty and it’s just bleeeehhhhhh I hate it I hate pretending I like it Whataburger is probably the lowest on my list of fast food joints it just sucks.

k rant over 


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Possum

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Finally someone agrees. I live in Texas so it gets overhyped like crazy and people get annoyed if you don't like it like it's some kind of obligation. The patties always taste soggy and microwaved, their tomatoes are so watery that you can't even taste it, the mayo is thick and clumpy, it's disgusting.

One thing that always annoyed me was how smashed the buns are. I always joke that they just beat the shit out of the buns before they serve them, I've gotten some where they were ripped in half and lazily slapped on top. Culver's is 1000x better, food's actually fresh.


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Only the finest from Texas

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ux

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I agree, whataburger just tastes sad, it's not good, it's not bad, I just eat it if I'm starving.


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I think the secret ingredient to Whataburger is pure unfiltered misery and native Texans enjoy it because they enjoy the suffering of others

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