Banapples

you know.. real talk. if you really, really, hate bananas, but suddenly it turned into an apple, and you love apples, would you love that apple?

Personally I would. Because hey, I love apples. Now bear with me...

If, the apple turned back into a banana... then into an apple again. You'd feel a bit traumatised but also grateful, right? Because in the end, it's that apple you love.

By then someone would probably already have eaten the apple or thrown it away from fear, so... assume this apple is, idk, glued to your forehead. 

Lmao... I'm snickering at my own mental images. 

Either way, you've got this weiiiiird fucking apple that turns into a banana every now and then. But after a while. You start questioning this phenomenon, (if you haven't already.)

Is this even an apple? What if it's actually a banana? No, what is this? 

And now, you might feel clever and say it's a banapple. It's a mix, yeah? Haha got it before you, it's already in the title loool.

(Oh man this reminds me of the pen pineapple apple pen song...)

Ahem either way. You've got this.. banapple. Now, here's the thing. You know it turns into either fruit randomly, it could become an apple for only a minute, for an hour, days, etc. It could switch back and forth constantly, once every minute. No, every second even.  

Plot twist. You're being forcefed this banapple. No matter what it turns into. Yeah, you'll have to eat it. It's only through small bites though, so it's pretty bearable, even if you hate bananas. 

Throughout life, you'll encounter a lot of these banapples. Some stay as apples for longer periods of time, and others, bananas. Lucky you, you're able to throw away most of them, if you'd like. But even if you keep all the banapples that stay apples for a long time, they'll also turn into bananas every now and then, and you'll have to eat them. 

Now... if they suddenly start to remain bananas... which is quite bad... the logical thing would be to throw them away. Especially if you're seeing long term banana symptoms early.

Though remember, all banapples turn into bananas. But if you throw away all of them, you won't have any apples to enjoy.

Eating bananas isn't easy either if you hate them. I suppose either you try to minimise all the banapples, so you don't have to deal with eating them often in your every day life, or you gather as many good ones you can and get used to swallowing the occasional bananas. Even if you'll eat more than you need to.

Personally I'm happy with a few banapples in my life, I don't need to eat a lot of apples... But I'll always consider the fact that if someone looks sour they probably ate a really bad banana that day. Or have one glued to their forehead. Who knows.

But I love banapples as much as apples. 

Ah hm.. but now I really wonder if a combination would taste good. I should make a fruit salad sometime... Not that I like salad.