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someone with a lot of money needs to hire me as the idea man bc i have all the ideas and no follow through thats where the money man comes in he hires me gets all the money for the startup and hires people to do the work for me my current million dollar idea is an electrostim toy that actually looks like a cattle prod all of the ones on the market look like bubble dildos theyre cheesy and corny and remind me of spongebob im looking for something that looks like its straight out of whats that movie the one with the hippies in the van and theres a guy in a wheelchair and a retarded redneck who plays with knives like is it so hard to copy the design of basic cattle prod and mod it so i can control the intensity of the shock and not kill someone