(MY PERSONAL) UNCLE OUTRAGE SONG RANKING + BLURBS OF VARYING LENGTHS

I'm sorry if theres a song i missed that just was not in my uo playlist or is lost media demo unreleased of nils like farting into the mic whatever. crawl on me and die and best b4 2012 will not be in this. some blurbs are hardly even about the song itself. do not expect any like serious criticism I Am bad at talking about music

1. Sad ashley (The greatest uo song ever. So good its hardly even Uncle Outrage. and im surprised its on BONECOCK out of all the albums. this song means the whole world to me. I get its not really uo's genre but I wish nils made more songs like this. I think the only song somewhat similar to this that comes to mind is everything sucks. The ending is Genuinely beautiful. Love to listen to this one on vinyl.) 

2. dance extreme (Another incredibly difficult one for me to place. Like stay magical and worst in the world this one beats lonely dancefloor by just over a sliver. the part at about 1:50 holy shit. Some of uo's best stuff. I miss this uncle outrage. really beautiful piano. Also, crossdresser callback. ALSO WRITING THIS HERE CAUSE I JUST REALIZED THE GLOOP IN THE GIRLS HANDS IN THE ALBUM COVERS PROBABLY A CHINCHILLA. STUPID. Speaking of album cover, this has my favorite uo album cover.) 

3. lonely dancefloor (IM MILOSEVIC, IM KAVINSKY, IM PAVLOVA.. Amazing.) 

4. Octopus angel (Dear God i love this song so much infact i even have an oc based off it. Theres also a serial experiments lain amv to this and im so in love with that video i think about it nearly daily. It fits lain well. octopus angel 2.0(unofficial name) is about on par with this as im 99% sure its just different mixing. I dont like octopus angel 3.0 as much. WISH THIS SONG WAS LONGER.) 

5. Stay magical (SO, SO FUCKING short its a shame. My most listened to uo song.) 

6. Worst in the world (stay magical tops this by a SLIVER. Was so difficult to choose between the two. Both awesome. I have been envisioning a sou animatic to this and i had made a sou amv to it Thsoe Who Know like and comment to motivate me to make rhis) 

7. Self esteem machine (I had a dream recently with this song in it. all i have to say) 

8. FASHION (Hoooly shiittt. I dont know what about this song i like so much but. probably top 3 of dance extreme) 

9. My mouth (Shoutout to the person who made a spongebob mv to this i think their name's appy. I was also working on a mayor vine vineland animatic. best on space legs.) 

10. Totoro (Another one ive envisioned an animation to. Maybe someday. I wanna know what was sampled in this. Yeah i cant find it. maybe i could ask nils one day. In fact while I still have time while this song is playing I will mention that maybe if I ever order a dance extreme or chinchilla album cd I could ask nils to sign it and even pay extra. Would be so happy.) 

11. $60 

12. Cyborg

13. Never fallen in love (I used to be very mixed on this one but after listening to it like 50 times i really warmed up to it. Something about it is incredibly catchy and its constantly in my head. the vocals i think. thanks triple g) 

14. Strange harvest (Muaaag.. love their animation to this. in fact theyre the reason why i got into UO in the first place. im sure I'll say that again later on the list once I get to the first uo song i listened to. im writing these as i listen to the songs and so im starting with chinchilla album space legs is quite far off from now) 

15. Everything sucks (hey this song ended up right under strange harvest. Well. this is the song that got me into UO, i think sometime in april 2024. whenever i commented under muaaag's video) 

16. final solution (explode #7)

17. Static 

18. Poor lil' sluts 

19. CAVE 

20. Discover the worm 

21. QWERTY 

22. Thirteen roses (I ALWAYS forget about this song but I do think its a pretty good one. Love the guitar.) 

23. Stacking up bricks 

24. ADD (a very whiny song but i suppose thats a lot of uo songs. I like the instrumental a lot thats what places it higher than some of the other chinchilla album songs) 

25. Alchemy (if the chorus wasnt 'This Songs About' it would be higher. also one of the few uo songs with an mv. Nils twerking.) 

26. Sinistar attacxk (LOVE the 'why dont you make me'.) 

27. Kingfish 

28. Astronaught (I remember seeing a smw video to this.) 

29. The chemical man (I really like the ending of this song. Its been stuck in my head for weeks.) 

30. Bondage 

31. King of the kangaroos (I like how this song comes right after Environment.) 

32. circuit2circuit3 (I really like when nils samples from like movies or something. I dont know the sources of a lot of them though) 

33. Short Bus 

34. I am the line (I like this just a tad bit more than junkstars.) 

35. I am the line (Junkstars megamix) (Nils was gay Gonna get got was white Switchee was a pedophile Accept it, at the end of the day electropunk sucks OK joking aside. i do like this but my favorite part is Erotic golf's part. WHICH reminds me erotic golf music has been uploaded by nils which i was trying so hard to find. Amazing Great songs like i am the cockring queen 2000. Nils said this erotic golf album was from 1999/2000 and had major influence on uncle outrage. Makes me wonder if they ever did make good music the following years. do love that album cover though)

36. XoMBiE (screamy and whiny) 

37. Fear of god (another INCREDIBLY short one.) 

38. Sick puppy 

39. Rich and famous 

40. Kingfish (I always think of noodle gorillaz in DARE dancing to the beginnjng. I really like the opening but the rest is just okay) 

41. Lovin the physics (I hope you passed the class nils. the ending places it up a bit higher than it was) 

42. mayor of success (was working on a mayor vine da burbs animatic to this) 

43. Call me a f##### (I dont know if i can say that on spacehey.) 

44. kids can be so cruel 

45. This is art 

46. Mister gossip (Right after octopus angel it just feels like a dropoff. I remember in a dream my brother was yelling It's magical fantastical you know it's me but i'm not the one you thought it should be GIDDY UP GIDDY UP NO FUCKING HORSE.) 

47. Like a forest fire 

48. Frozen in amber 

49. my name is gay/icumapart (SCREAMY. WHINY.) 

50. I got a robot Major danger (I think one of the weaker songs on chinchilla album. Its fine. Don't hate it.) 

51. Another boy 

52. Fight club 

53. Confession from man to man (Orgazmo reference.) 

54. No regrets

55. Our common struggle (Kinda fun.) 

56. Environment (bonecock) 

57. Girl rock

58. Bonecock 

59. Punx Attacxk (Joey. do ya like movies about gladiators. i watched airplane because of this song. yeah this song is whatever) 

60. Running this 

61. Spiders and trains 

62. One last try 

63. Hardcore 

64. Newschool (1:41 the best part. the rest is fine. ending reminds me of grinch's ultimatum ending) 

65. The new shit (another filler song i think like onions and environment.) 

66. James dean 

67. Windows 95 (unstoppable) 

68. Blackened sheep 

69. Onions 

70. Wake up the trees 

71. Environment (Chinchilla album) (yup imo worst song on chinchilla album but i suppose its like. Filler?) 

72. 2024school 

73. spiricom (Weakest on dance extreme. i do like the part halfway through but its just Notta very catchy one like a lot of the others on the album) 

74. Straight lines  

75. Show some love 

76. Useless 

77. Number munchers

78. Nelly (As im writing this this is the song ive rated the lowest. a minute of nearly nothingburger) 

79. Nelly 6000 (Joining nelly.)