bit* and Loathing in Spaceheygas

Olivia, Minnesota is (somewhat) famously known as the "Corn Capital of the World", there's so much corn there in fact that they decided to build a giant ear of corn into the top of a building. Isn't that insane? I think it is. 

However, the amount of corn produced by Olivia, Minnesota is minuscule compared to amount of corn produced in the Spacehey blog section. I myself am actively contributing to the healthy production of yet more corn for the starving people of "a space for friends" by writing this very blog! The internet truly is a miracle, however, what I really wish I could do is produce coal. If anyone knows how to produce coal via Spacehey posts please inform me. 

In conclusion, this website is truly a worthy producer of corn. Me and my associates at the "Blue-Strikers"* will be looking into ways on how this website may be able to solve world hunger. In the meantime, I will be trying to decode these encrypted messages that some call "typing quirks."

*Status as a member of the "Blue-Strikers" may be changed on a coin flip as they may or may not have free dental.

I am bit*, next bit* please