Spiders on arms

Aren't spiders such a cool little bug? It's definitely one of the most dominant, it eats other bugs! Today, however, we are not here to discuss the unlimited potential of eating bugs or the circle of life, we are here to talk about tattoos! 

Tattoos are cool when you're getting them, fun to look at and damaging to the body, which is kino and shit, but what I am here to lecture you about is that my top 2 sexiest possible tattoos. 

First, we have flames on the neck. This might seem foolish and idiotic as it is immediately visible and in most people's line of sight, but that's just the thing, it's defiant, permanent and bold. Flames are also bold, it shows that you are willing to commit an arson or maybe worse if someone goes at your neck. 

The second, is a slightly hidden spider. Maybe she has it on her forearm, hidden under a rolled up long sleeve or on the bicep with a tiered ruffle cuff, but a slightly hidden spider is top tier because it how spiders are in their natural environment. It shows awareness, respect for realism and deep sense of planning for the future. The spider also has long, thing legs which is hot as hell! 

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk, please don't call me pork chop, I had a traumatic incident when I was a child.