Rant I: Fuck ai & the search engines too

I SWEAR TO GOD, every fucking TIME I search for something on le google there's that ai overview and that shit it's like that kid who thinks they're smart but they're actually a dumb shit. The overview keeps spitting wrong facts and keeps getting uninvited. I'll be normally looking for pics of anything, really anything, and that shit comes up on GOOGLE LENS and starts descriphing the fucking image, like NO, I don't care what the image says, you're a image search engine, give me the fucking original image. And out of nowhere that shit starts saying bullshit: *trying to find the original post of a comic* "ThIs CoMiC tAlKs AbOuT a KiD aSkInG tHeIr MoM fOr ChAtGpT gEnErAtInG a PhOtO. iT's A C-" I DON'T CARE, GIVE ME THE IMAGE SOURCE, I WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING REDDIT POST THAT POSTED THE ORIGINAL PICTURE NOT THE MEANING OF THAT DOGSHIT AI COMIC!! *searches for a pic thats cleary of Torben Wendt* "HuM aKtUaLlY tHaT pHoTo Is AdRiAn HaTeS-" No it's not. "-tHe FrOnTmAn oF dIoRaMa. HiS m-" WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN????????????????????? THE AI IS MAKING STUFF. "ThI-" SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP. <-------------- An actual experience of the google overview by the way.

Like bro, chatgpt is dogshit, it tries to be smart, grok tried to sound like a fucking nazi, I'm so fucking tired of seeing ai generated images ON.EVERY.SINGLE.THING. BROOOOOOOOOO, what's next? You're going to ask chatgpt to wipe your ass??????? Youtube loves to recommend me ai music (that's why I have to listen to Dark Pitch in loop), instagram has ai memes (I don't even follow that accounts bro, what I follow, 11 bands/fanmade pages about said bands, 2 illustrators and 1 random vocaloid fan), there's so many music with ai generated covers on spotify (ewwww bro why) and ai generated music videos (that's why the mv of Synthesize Me is peak, it's a fucking simple mv that costed like 5 euros and it shows more meaning on the song than that ai mvs). It looks like people can't do anything without chatgpt: *insert that image of "me: but I overthinl" "chatgpt: then I'll overexplain"* "How to humanize ai essays!!!!!!!!!!!" "Ai generators that make you feel like an artist!!!" "@grok is it true?????????????????" "How to gain 100000000$ with ai childrens music" "How to use ai to plan a war cri-" YOU.GET.IT. I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS GENERATIVE AI BULLSHIT IN MY FEED EVERY FUCKING DAY AND NIGHT AND EVENING TOO. I'M GOING TO [cut out for legal reasons] OPENAI SERVERS! 

And I'm NOT even going to touch the fucking ai propaganda. 

Also I swear to god, the r/aiwars has the worst arguments ever, but I'm not even going to touch that.

Ok, but how about google but without the ai overview? It still sucks ass. Espacially the images fuction. Ok, maybe I have a dogshit taste to when I'm just trying to get a photo of my favourite band but all I see is fucking esty and ebay links to cheap looking models. There's like mutiple bands that's so fucking hard to find pics ON GOOGLE. Like an S tier would probably be dAVOS, that synthpop who I only give a fuck about the song What I Prefer (totally not because of Torben), like holy shit, why the fuck it keeps appearing political stuff? Another S tier of annoying bands to search would probably something like Intricated (the synthopop band) like if I put just "intricated band" it appears the death metal band and if I put "intricated synthpop band" it appears lists of "100 best synthpop bands".

Youtube is even worse: I search for something and they ignore THE.WORDS.I.WROTE. and put any shit. I swear, if I search any Diorama song that's not like something like Synthesize/Erase Me, Advance, HLA, Child of Entertainment, or a song with a specific title like When We Meet Again In Hell or The Convenience of Being Absent, that shit just keeps up popping random shorts because the band name is fucking Diorama. The worse example is searching the song "&"(yes, the song title is the FUCKING AMPERSAND SYMBOL), which is like top 3 Diorama songs, if I try to search, it basicilly pops up the diorama makers and not even the song, the studio version pops up like 20 videos later and the live versions? Never seem. According to setlist.fm, they played that specific song 6 times, to my knowlege, there's like 4 different concerts recording with that song. And youtube shows me NOTHING. BUUUUUUUUUT, if I put "diorama "& live"", that shit appears. Ok then. I search for that Sadman song I Spear You (their only song I care of them, the singer's voice is hot though) and that bullshit keeps recommending me Metallica because it thinks that I wrote "Sandman". Also that bullshit keeps happening with songs like Iisland (makes sense), Stuckkato and especially Lord of the Lies, because that bullshit thinks I care about the Lord of the Flies book or whatever the fuck it is. 

What's even worse: pinterest. I swear to god, I was making my portuguese apresentation about the song AmoK by Diary of Dreams, you know, and I wanted a photo of them, so I searched on pinterest "diary of dreams" obviously. It fucking appears journalling shit. And it's the only website that does this. Youtube? The band. Google? The Andrian Hates band. Facebook? Yup, still the band. Pinterest? Fuck you, here's journalling content!!!! And the worst part if I put band after it after sometime the fucking journalling shit appears again. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Also searching for video game characters is almost impossible, I search for the Red & Blue Noobs from Block Tales and out of nowhere, Forsaken shit. *stares at the screen* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yeah, they should priotize fixing their search engines than pushing ai into our throats. Bro, I wrote this essay in like 1 hour what the fuck is wrong with me? Anyways tell me your opinion on the matter pls.


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kiko!

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1. get ecosia. it plants trees every 40 searches and is just as good.
2. mobile apps are worse than web/ desktop. laptop Webb browsing is better because they put al the stupid features on the Appa instead of the websites because nobody uses websites anymore. for Pinterest web you can use an adblocker, for yt as well.


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1. Ill try
2. Yeah it's very annoying that most apps but only the ai features on the app and i already use adblock on Pinterest too but it's also very annoying when there's ads that are just normal pins

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2. I already use adblock on yt too since the start of time. Alsp i use an extension to block certain keywords so its not even that bad on the searches

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munchlax

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you know you can just use a different search engine


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Yeah but most i used aren't that good either honestly

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Check out duckduckgo, it was my favorite search engine even before all this ai stuff. !bangs are an awesome feature that google doesn't really have an equivalent of and i find the search results are just as good. They do have an optional ai summery but you can fully turn it off. Personally I use Firefox but you can just switch the browser on whatever search engine you use

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