I NEED a change IMMEDIATELY

Now you’re probably wondering... “Edward! Whatever do you mean by ‘change’?” well if you knew me well enough, you’d know that sometimes I do this thing where I just... Rebrand out of nowhere! Name change and everything! Complete new identity! And no this isn’t because I've.. Recently been outwitted... I've just felt a little down, like I'm not who I am right now. And I've found myself becoming fond of insects! It’s just something about their lifestyles and little squirming or skittering bodies that just make dopamine rush through me, and no this isn't a sexual attraction. It’s just me finding a new interesting thing that I enjoy, like have you seen the velvet worm? It’s just adorable!

I've also recently felt a strange connection to revealing people's secrets so if you find your life ruined my bad... Also i might name myself jonah!