Bored out of my mind

Right now in my bed, bored out of my mind, wishing I can do so much in such a boring ass city. In the most unknown state of all of the US, Iowa has got to be the most boring place on Earth. I don't know how these people do it; and worse of all my friends are all to busy with their own shit going to work and all....man I really got to get a *J word*, so depressing I can't even say the J word....🥲😭😭😭