Pride month 2

Its currently day 36 of june and im worried that july isnt coming any sooner… what does this mean for me? I didnt get to experience the awesome american 4 of july because im still in June. If you are having the same issue, heres what you gotta do. The first thing i tried to do was pursue my beautiful chemistry teacher which turned out really bad because she ended up accusing me of cheating on my very important chemistry test. Could this be a doomed yuri? But that goes OFF MY TOPIC but actually DOESNT because BASICALLY you have to do this too and if you are a male well i  cant help you there, but if youre a girl go and pursue a beautiful older woman and trust me this will WORK. Thanks for reading please make sure to subscribe and smash that like button if you want some more life hacks into hacking pride month