GUYS I NEED HELP ON A GRAPHIC

I hate this place, the USA? bad place. I'm gonna make a stencil for the 4th of july just to show how much I hate this place. on the back of the shirt I already have a stencil that reads "FUCK THE USA!"

https://imgur.com/a/PUc06Sf

And on the front of the shirt I wanna have a real crude graphic, something that'd really turn heads.

SO, the two options are A. Uncle Sam giving someone a blowjob. OR B. An eagle... giving someone a blowjob. The eagle might be easier cuz I already draw furries n shit. an anthro eagle I should add, I have standards... SO PLEASE!!! help me decide :))))))

(p.s I know this is super edgy IDGAF)