bayverse tmnt rant cuz im a fkn geek

i posted three new blogs abt my favorite movies, and one of them was the 2014 tmnt live action movie. NOW IK THAT IT GOT A LOT OF HATE WHEN IT CAME OUT, WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE.... but they're so cool. LIKE U CANT SAY THAT THE TURTLES, SHREDDER, AND MASTER SPLINTER WEREN'T COOL. THEY WERE COOL AS SHIT. THE CGI WAS AMAZING. SUPER SHREDDER WAS SO FUCKING SICK!!!!! the only reason i agree with the haters abt the movie sorta sucking is because of megan fox. in what universe is april o'neil as hot as MEGAN FUCKING FOX. ig the bayverse, but SHE DOESNT FIT.

LIKE THE CASTING AND COSTUME DESIGN WAS EYEBROW RAISING CUZ THATS NOT MY APRIL. SHES A REGULAR CHICK WHO IS SLIGHTLY HOT CUZ SHE'S A NEWS REPORTER. LIKE LOOK AT APRIL IN EVERY OTHER ADAPTATION, AND THEN THERES JUST MEGAN.

same with casey, except he's ugly, and i genuinely didn't know he was casey until a month ago. i just thought there was no casey in this universe, or i mightve blocked him out cuz that isn't my casey. WHY IS HE BALD AND WHY IS HE A COP. CASEY WOULD NEVER.

LIKE WTF IS THIS??????????? they made april unnecessarily extra hot in the second movie. it was fucking insane cuz why is she in a school girl outfit to spy on smn. they were milking all the hot content they could make with megan istg.