I feel so silly

It's just me, myself and I

Stuck in my bedroom, living in this world you left behind

Dreaming of all these monsters that I'll never get to fight

But boy, I wish I could, so, I could bring the world some light

'Cause I'm stuck with your stories but no clue who you are

And no idea if you're dead or just too far

Somebody tell me, come and give me a sign

If I fight those monsters, is it you I'll find?

If so then

Give me Sirens and a Cyclops

Give me Giants and a Hydra

I know life and fate are scary but I wanna be legendary

I'll fight the harpies and chimeras, the Minotaur, even Cerberus

I know life and fate are scary, but I wanna be l-l-l-legendary

There are strangers in our halls

Trying to win the heart of my mom, but she is standing tall

108 old faces of men who call me small

They keep taking space and it's not much longer we can stall

'Cause they're getting impatient

Dangerous too

And I would fight them if I was half as strong as you

Somebody help me, come and give me the strength

Can I do whatever it takes to keep my mom safe?

If so then

Give me Sirens and a Cyclops

Give me Giants and a Hydra

I know life and fate are scary but I wanna be legendary

I'll fight the harpies and chimeras, the Minotaur, even Cerberus

I know life and fate are scary, but I wanna be legendary!

Where is he? Where is the man who'll have you to wife?

Oh-whoa-oh

Where is he? Where is the man with whom you'll spend your life?

'Cause it's been 20 years (20 years)

And we still have no king

Give me a chance, a single opportunity

And I'll overcome these obstacles and scrutiny and-

Boy

When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?

(Oh-oh)

Why don't you open her room so we can have fun with her?

Don't you dare call my mother a tramp!

(Oh-whoa-oh)

I just did

What'chu gonna do about it, champ?

Somebody tell me, come and give a sign

If I fight this monster, is it you I'll find?