I CANNOT WAIT FOR MY B-DAY (not for the reason you think!)

I absolutely HATE the idea of getting older especially in my dysfunctional family home and this crumbling pile of dirt and gravel we call American but the only good thing is…IM GETTING A DS AND A SD CARD I always wished I was a teen in the 2000s (not really i just want the experience) and im OBSESSED with old technology especially games I need to quit talking like the 3ds is a PlayStation 1 WHICH I ALSO HAVE (only for jammer lammy) and i just really really want a ds specifically 3ds for “kingdom hearts 365/7 days” and “persona Q2” I literally can’t wait until I get it I’m gonna make it look so lesbian I swear I also have a Mario bag that used to have my switch-lite rhat broke because my STUPID FREAKING BROTHER RIPPED THE JOYSTICK OUT!?I am never getting over that bc WTF