uv 9 ain’t for the weak

so I 100% did not stay home from college and tan in my backyard all day… and then gave up after 15 minutes

 ITS SO HOT. i wanted to walk to the shop and get ben and Jerrys but me and that ice cream would have not survived the journey back. 

soooo what does one do in that situation… stay inside all day and doomscroll on Vinted and steam knowing I’m broke.