93T T0 KN0W M3!!

TH1Z 1Z MY 0FF1C14L 1NTR0DUCT10N, 4ND 1 4LZ0 PUT Z0M3 M0R3 3FF0RT 1NT0 TH1Z 0NE!

1 TYP3 UZ1N9 1337/L33T (R3PL4C1N9 Z0M3 L3TTERZ W1TH NUMB3RZ) 4ND R3PL4C1N9 TH3 "S" W1TH "Z" JUZT Z0 Y'4LL KN0W!!

MY N4M3 1Z Z4ZH4, BUT 1'LL B3 R3ZP0ND1N9 M0R3 T0 9R13F3R 4ND 4ZH3Y! Y0U C4N 4LZ0 C4LL M3 KR1Z 4ND C4RTH3R BTW!!

MY PR0N0UNZ 4R3 H3/H1MZ3LF, TH3Y/TH3MZ3LF, XYR/XYRZ3LF, P01Z0N/P01Z0NZ3LF, ZH4RK/ZH4RKZ3LF

1'M N0N-B1N4RY 4ND 1N TH3 4R0+4C3 ZP3C!

1'M N0T 90NN4 ZP3C1FY MY 493, BUT 1'M 4 M1N0R! 1'M 13-15, BUT 1 D0N'T RLLY M1ND T4LK1N9 T0 4DULTZ/PPL 0V3R 18, TH0 1'LL T4LK L3ZZ

1'M N0T 4 N4T1V3 3N9L1ZH ZP34K3R, Z0 PL34Z3 T3LL M3 4BT MY 9R4MM4R M1ZT4K3Z Z0 1 C4N F1X TH3M 4ND L34RN!

1'M RLLY 1NT3R3ZT3D 1N R0BLX 4ND 0BJ3CT ZH0WZ! 1 4LZ0 L1K3 0TH3R ZTUFF, BUT TH3ZE TW0 4R3 MY M41N "F0CUZ"

MY F4V 94M3Z 4R3 R39R3T3V4T0R, PH1GHT1N9, F0RZ4K3N, ^_^ 4ND BL0CK T4L3Z! 4ND MY F4V0R1T3 0BJ3CT ZH0WZ 4R3 4B, 0BZ, 1TFT, BFD1, CFM0T 4ND 11!

4Z F0R MUZ1C, 1 RLLY L1K3 T4LLY H4LL, F3MT4NYL, 4DR14NN3 L3NK3R 4ND T0BY F0X/UND3RT4L3 4ND D3LT4RUNE 0ZT

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"D1CT10N4RY" 0F H0W 1 T4LK!

A = 4

E = 3

I = 1

O = 0

G = 9

S = Z

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• TR4NZL4T3D V3RZ10N / TRANSLATED VERSION : https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1746231