maybe i’m just cynical and unpatriotic but

it’s still light outside, it’s june 29th.these dipshits in my neighborhood need to STOP setting off barrages of fireworks my dog is having a panic attack and chewing though wires for some reason (which she also cut off my wifi TWICE from in the past because of fear) and whenever i temporarily put her in her crate so she doesn’t go near any wires she starts chewing through the bars of her crate and completely wrecking every sheet or blanket in there blah blah blah whatever people can set them off but atleast wait until it’s DARK OUTSIDE on july 4th. you’re 5 days late idgaf if you’re testing out your illegal fireworks i think it’d be better if you tried them for the first time on july 4th just to have it light your wig on fire maan fuck you. i don’t care if they’re illegal, they’re just fucking annoying bro. i’m rolling outside and shaking my fist at these millennials full old man mode