dont prank call your ex best friends, trust me.

remember mattie? if you do don’t, go to my blog swimming is hell. turns out you spell his name is spelt matie, that’s how i’m going to be calling him from now on.

it’s going to sound weird, but he’s kind of my boy best friend now.

anyway, we decided to prank call people. i took out my phone and looked through my contacts, seeing my ex best friend zara still on it. we dialed the number on matie’s phone, and and started making sounds. it was barely me doing it though, matie mostly. then she said,

“anya?” 

and matie replied with no. then she said something to him like,

“your skin is darker than my shadow.” 

“bitch i’m american, and my name is matie,” matie replied, and then proceeded to cuss her out just like she was doing to him. at last, zara said,

“at least i’m not friends with ___.” i’m blanking out the name because i think she doesn’t want to reveal her name on spacehey, but her user is lilpinkpeppermintcandies, go check her out! she’s super cool.

matie looked at me an asked, “who’s ___?”

zara heard him asking me and said some really rude things about her.

anyway, as soon as she said that, i got super angry.

i told her, “if you’re going to judge a book by its cover, i can easily say that you’re a obese bitch and has no friends, you only bribe them to be your friends with the endless packets of gum you have.”

it wasn’t a very good reply, but i needed to think of something on the top of my head.

she said, “atleast i’m not black.” 

i am so fucking tired of people saying that. I AM NOT BLACK I’M BROWN! i’m from india, can’t people use common sense?

i told her that it wouldn’t take a colorblind person long to realize i’m brown, not black, and it’s taken her 4 years.

i also said something i REALLY with i didn’t say, and regret it so much. 

i told her that atleast my mom wasn’t so fucking flat that she went to go get a b00b job allegedly for the “face of her company”. 

as soon as the words came out of my mouth i wish they went back in. we hung up the call, and matie and i started laughing. 

moral of the story: don’t prank call your ex bsf that knows your voice well, unless you want an archenemy, an not just an ex.

we also prank called my mom, and when i got home from swimming, she told me that she didn’t think there was a boy on the phone, matie sounded like a girl. i burst out laughing and told matie the next day, and he said, 

“that’s not a bad thing, that means i’m a good cat fisher.”

😭🙏