hiko cooks: beignets

welcome to my first hiko cooks (again)
i made these on my old account
today i makeada beneigtzzzz
i set out alllll my stuffffff ignore my nasty background i couldnt be bothered

first things first i heat up a cup of (slightly expired) whole milk :3 i will use the warm milk to bloom da yeadts
mwehehehe i LOVE da microwave in baking — all the heat of the stove plus alllll the poisoning of a bomb
chem teialz…
it takes to rounds of thirty seconds for it to heat up i think, i dunno im just kinda eye balling itttt (my candy thermometer is READY)
…. 3 sets of 30 seconds LOL

110° is,,, fine
2 teaspons kf active dry yeast nyao

yummmmm
set dat aside its time for my big ahh mixerrrrr
ily kitchen aididd

yummmy dry ingredientz!!! 3 cups flower sum salt and 2 tablespoons shugartrr
i added a table spoon to da yeast cus i forgorr mweehehehe
tiem to miiiiiixxxxxxx da drys and wait for da yeast to foammm
im using my paddle attachment first cuz daz wah da wecipe saayyyeyddddd
my attachments are all cast iron so my hands r stained

poorly beat an egg into the yeast mixture and now i am mixxing till a shaggy dough forms :3
which is right now freeak

yuck i dont like looking at it lol
switched to the dough hook and ate a piece of batter satisfyingly bland for what it is now i melt buttuh!!!!
this will take sognificantly less time because it is four table spoons and not a cup. …. its supposed to be three not four so ill have to measure it out </3
amywah now that i sorted that out i let it mix till its a comprehensivle fough
ok so my mixer sucks and i switched to hand kneading till it was big enough to gef caught on the hooookkk

as much as i love hand kneading this mixer sur is much faster than me
gooo godddd that was harf
anyway i ate a bunch of dough mwhehehe
also it was tooo wet at first so i had to add a lot moree flouurrr

now it reasssstttsss for two gours while i go to da sotree

i went to the store. i want to puncture my eardrums so i never hear another noise. everyone who moves and breathes and speaks and thinks is incompetent when put in a walmart.

anyway i have low faith in these beneigts yurning out any goood :PPP lowkey might jus…. like idk eat all da sough raw yummymgg


theyve finished proofing now. my moms helping me with the frying and coating part :3 yipppeeezzz
not many pictures cus this parts fast
but heres them cut



hello from the other side. i did not narrate like i normally do cuz i had to actively fry the stuff LOL
anyway my mom helped me and it was mega fun once we got into the rhythm
baking gives hiko big happy chemtrails!!!
anyway they turned out super yummy here all ghe photos i took while baking!!