Rules for visiting the Marshmallow Forest

Hello Real Worlders!!
I'm Zuck and I come from the Marshmallow Forest and encourage you to visit!
However there are two rules you must always abide by.


1. You must frolic.  Refusal to frolic could result in the loss of your imaginary visa. We consider frolic to be the very reason to live.  To not frolic is to deny life itself.

2. You must not attempt to bring marshmallows out of the forest.  Please eat as many as you can while you're here.  It will be among the greatest experiences of your entire life I promise!  But do not attempt to export any.  Even for personal use or to give to friends!
   
The Marshmallow Cartel's office of the Steward of Fair and Joyous Exchange is the only entity in the Marshmallow Forest authorized to export marshmallows to the real world!  Failure to respect this rule will result in the harshest of Overwhelming Kindnesses.


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