Siegfried <3 <3

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. 

I was just playing Soul Calibur III with my brother, when we noticed that Siegfried was a little shorter than the rest of the characters. So we looked it up. 

This motherfucker is 5'6.

Five foot six.

I don't know why but I just assumed he was much taller than that. He's so smallllll. Our laughter finally subsides and we continue playing. Until I notice that he flies up pretty high when he gets hit. So we look at his weight. 132lbs. He's TEENY!!! TEENY TINY MAN!!! HE GETS TOSSED AROUND SO EASILLYYYYY. My kid brother is 5'5 140lbs.... I look over at him and he immediately knows what I'm thinking. We get off the couch, he holds out his arms, and I lift him up off the ground with relative ease. I set him back on his feet and pick him up fully bridal style. I almost ended up dropping him from the intense bout of laughter. 

I could easily hold and carry this man and I will never be able to I am grief-stricken.

Also we found this picture from Soul Edge ???? He's such a faggot I love himmmm