As a woman of a certain age 
I expect no less than autonomy.

i will configure my style to fit what ever my bent.mind be up to. 

a purple dress and the tan Rocky's Boots i was gifted a one

to whom the boots were too big. 

when asked if my manboobs are so big i need a bra (HIM imagines a studded leather bra)
i will display the usefulness of 2 extra pockets.