New Bio / The true story of LM Solo Man 5000

Deep in the ancient ruins of caves long forgotten, where the sea meets the skies, and the edges of worlds collide, there lies a being. A being so BODACIOUSLY RADICAL, that he had to hide himself away from the rest of society. For he feared that exposing such commoners to the sheer power of his ROCK, would LITERALLY BLOW THEIR MINDS!!! He hides amongst the shadows, toiling hours away, brewing up EPIC CONCOCTIONS OF ROCK so unfathomable to the human mind, that EVERYONE BOWS THEIR HEADS AND COWERS IN HIS WAKE!!! They say that he took down the legendary 7-Headed Hydra WITH JUST HIS MIND!!! He has overthrown MULTIPLE kingdoms with just the whales from his guitar, REDUCING THEM TO RUBBLE. Legend has it that he has yet to unleash the TRUE FEROCITY and potential of his RADICAL POWERS. For if he did, it would let out a shockwave SO POWERFUL, it would spread across MULTIPLE GALAXIES and CAUSE OUR WORLD TO IMPLODE!!!