attempt to make meatloaf

Ingredients:

-300g cooked and shredded human heart

-200g human liver, finely chopped

-2 human eyeballs, boiled and preserved whole

-100g human tongue, finely chopped

-1 cup clotted, strained, and cooked human blood

-2 crushed human teeth (optional, for decoration or texture)

-1 cup melted human fat (replaces butter)

-2 cups human bone meal (baked, calcined, and ground bones)

-1 tablespoon baking powder

-1/2 teaspoon salt

-1 teaspoon nutmeg

-1 teaspoon ground dried rosemary

-1 pinch ground black pepper

Preparation (IMPORTANT):

Clean each organ with sterile saline solution.

Boil the eyes for 20 minutes and set aside in cold water.

Cook the heart and liver at 75–80°C (165–178°F) for at least 30 minutes. Then mince/shred.

Filter and boil the blood to remove impurities. Let it cool.

Sterilize all utensils as if you were in surgery.

Procedure:

Preheat the oven to 180°C (356°F).

In a large bowl, combine the melted human fat with the cooked blood. Stir well until emulsified.

Add the shredded heart, chopped liver, and tongue. Mix until a uniform paste forms.

Gradually add the flour along with the baking powder, salt, and spices (rosemary, nutmeg, pepper).

Mix until a thick, moist consistency is achieved. If it's too dry, you can add a little more blood or milk.

Pour the mixture into a previously greased pan.

Insert the two whole eyeballs into the center of the mixture, like hidden cherries.

Bake for 45–50 minutes or until a knife inserted comes out clean.

Optional garnish:

chocolate sprinkles or sprinkle on top when serving.

You can make a glaze with human fat and cooked brains, but only if you've neutralized the prion risk (recommended: DO NOT use brains).