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super secret gossip goat blog

so the secret shares are in and they're

interesting ig XDD



may all your wishes come true, beautiful goat
omg how sweet ty anon xoxo ig my first wish is for some of these other anons to not be completely heckin weird on me XDD

My spirit animal is a pigeon for their freedom and want for human connection. Also eating rocks to help digest my food.
like what in the heckadooderino

what superpower would u have if u had to choose¿?
something rly daft yet undeniably powerful, like the ability to manipulate space time simply by raising my eyebrows :o

cult of the lamb XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
idk bout that i like to think we're just v good frens xoxo

You talk about how dank you are but how much of that dank are you really smokin?
irl not v much rly, a dab or two once in a while mayb <3


ofc there is more


what inspired you to become our goat spacehey daddy???
is that what they callin me now??? :o

I'm com to steal your kneecaps
whewwwwwww i might need those ._.

why hasn’t GOAT joined the military to serve our nation?
goat is a peaceful conscientious objector that wouldn't serve the military well anyway on account of struggling to take a lot of stuff seriously <33

I'm just here for the recognition >:D
omggg me too buddy me too xoxo


these weren't secret shares but i'm including them anyway


do you climb on stuff just for the sake of it?
do you mean like rocks n trees because yes :DD

Wh4t m0t1v4t3d y0u t0 j01n sp4c3h3y-?
because its a very fun && creative outlet where i can be as much of a goofy goat as i want to be xoxo

Goat, should I persist in having a relationship with someone who is somewhat distant or should I give up?
goat says follow whatever your heart tells you to do (but be v realistic at the same time ofc!!)


and finally, this was def the sweetest of em all!!


idk who u are and you don't know who i am but you seem really cool and i wanna talk to u, im js awkward as shi 💔 but ur cool yippie !


omg tysm and pls dont be shy pull up a chair, get comfy, you seem lovely as heck!! <3

ps sorry if ur not included but there were far too many msgs and most of them were "hi" or "wassup" and not v blog worthy but anyway, ty to everyone ily all xoxo





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lulu piss

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omg goat howwww did you do a layout for your blog


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Asher★

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your layout is fucking cool bro!!!


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Shana

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Your blog layout is soo cuteee


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SoulStreamSorcery

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Inshallah he shall climb


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Norartist

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Hiii, this is off topic but I noticed that in the blog preview your CSS doesn’t show as code like it does for me.
Could you share how you manage to hide the CSS in the preview?
Thank youu!!! ^^


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ya know, im not even sure lol

(but i know what ya mean - will have a look when im back on desktop)

<33

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okay so when click edit blog and see all my stuff

all the actual blog content is at the top

and then the stylesheet is at the bottom

hope that helps! xoxo

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♱EvieXox♱

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this is the coolest thing iv seen all day


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aww ty!! <33

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Lemmingsishard

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Climbing random stuff is based!!!!


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gotta assert dominance over trees n rocks n stuff XDD

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rosemary

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i love this


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aww ty!! :DD

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abby | zombi3pony

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Hello Father Goat, this is totally off topic but I was wondering about that text on the top of the page of blog posts "2 glam 2 give a dang". I really really like the visual of that and would love to use something similar on my profile when I redo the aesthetic. If it is not a gif/blingee; What is that font, how did you get that gradient? I dunno if I'd want the color spazzing in the background but I really like it!! 🙏🏼 Please let me steal lol


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>What is that font

the font is honk

lol no rly that's the font

fonts.google.com/specimen/Honk

as for the stylin

@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Comic+Neue:ital,wght@0,300;0,400;0,700;1,300;1,400;1,700&family=Honk&display=swap');

.col.right::before {

padding: 10px;
content: "YOUR 2 DAMN 2 GIVE DAMNS OR WHATEVER U WANT HERE XOXO";
font-family: "Honk", system-ui;
font-variation-settings: "MORF" 15,"SHLN" 50;
font-size: 53px;
text-transform: uppercase; }

that's without any animation or gradient i would go into more detail but i am le pooped after work

feel free to play around with the values tho!! xoxo

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u literally are the GOAT

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Explorer of Wonder

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The cult of the lamp is a game. lmao


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tbf i dont play many games :o

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but i just looked it up and it seems like the kind of thing id enjoy :DD

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:D

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BrownZombie

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plug the discord gang!!!


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when i figure out exactly where the link should be i am def doin it!! xoxo

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actually i have a v good idea rn brb :D

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done xoxo

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YEAAHH!!

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tbf its a bit basic and im tired so wont tweak it much rn but yes

xoxo

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