save me from this weather T-T

so right i left the south to escape the heat tell me why the second i get to new york its been ONE HUNDRED DEGREES FOR LIKE 2 DAYS so today im like fuck it ima do something ive been inside for too long i go to the skatepark after like 30 mins im like fuck this i spent more time in the shade then actually skateboarding so im leaving its a 50 min walk up hill from my house to the skatepark dead ass im shocked i made it home my ass is not cutout for the heat god if your reading this please like sun sun go away come back another day and maybe global warming is real 100 DEGREES FOR 2 WHOLE DAYS STRAIGHT </3