ROBERT PATTINSON

Literally the global heartthrob. Even people who hate him can't not love him. I swear. I'm not the type to drool over celebrities, I loathe celebrities!!!! Robert Pattinson is just such a freaking cutie!

He's odd but in that endearing way.. you know? 

And there are many odd people. But he's odd with a face card, what more could a girl ask for?

I obsess over his mannerisms. I obsess over his mannerisms. HOW WEIRD IS THAT?? I believe one time I caught myself searching up how he would smell like... I had to sit, and reflect on my actions. Had I lost all form of self-respect?

I love how much he lies. Genuinely. Love how much he lies. Ok you go diva. When he talked about this one fan that supposedly camped outside his house overnight and he went to dinner with her? How did anyone believe that? (I did)  When he talked about his first circus experience he saw a clown explode in a car? How did anyone believe that?? (Again, I did.)

I also enjoy when he laughs immediately after he says a joke you don't have the time to process it. And sometime she says the most jarring 'joking' words in such a deadpan tone you think he's joking but he's really not. "I think i sold my soul" - He says, immediately after laughing about some event and just stares at the ground. Boy stand up.

I couldn't bring myself to watch Twilight but maybe I finally will just to watch him. All the clips i've seen he looks desperate to leave that set. I had a funny delusion that he shot the first twilight movie the same time he shot little ashes and it was in the same set, and he'd skip around to little ashes in his breaks. All this because it was released in the same year.

Aside from his freakish behaviour, Robert Pattinson is genuinely, one of the best actors of our generation. In 10 years he's going to be heavyweight, believe me. His name as household as Brad Pitt and Leonardo Dicaprio. I wholeheartedly believe the only reason he hasn't won an academy award yet (not meaning academy awards are the most deserving things, they don't really mean much anymore in my eyes.) is because the average age for someone to get Best Actor or Best Supporting Actor is in their late 40s/early 50s. They're afraid! I'm soo ready to see that man holding that golden guy in his two hands and hearing his speech. I want to hear his speech!

Honourable mention : his spiralling. One of my favourite things has to be Robert Pattinson's crash outs, valid or not. I love his screaming so much, and the way he shakes, and the way he throws things, how loud everything is. He can express shame, realisation and blame and about 30 other complex emotions with not a single line of dialogue and just his eyes. And evidence to that is The Batman. Not giving him the (yet oh so iconic) white lens to his suit was a necessary decision.

Robert Pattinson please let me hit.