HELP THIS GAME IS SO. LMAO???

You're gonna have to stick with me here. But yesterday I got a game. Lost 7 hours of my life to it. It is so funny. And it's a game about dating furniture. "Date Everything" HAS STOLEN MY LIFE AND I CANT TELL ANYONE I PLAY IT BC LIKE HOW DO I EXPLAIN I'M BEFRIENDING A CLOCK? also they have like... a STACKED cast of voice actors??? MATT MERCER?? ALMOST EVERYONE FROM CRITICAL ROLL AND LIKE. Dante Basco,,, va of Zuko from ATLA, VOICES A FIREPLACE. Felicia Day as the first character you meet??? ALEKS LE AS A SHADOW WHOSE NAME IS xxXShadowL0rd420Xxx I CANT MAKE THIS UP 

IM LOSING MY MIND

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM BEFRIENDING EXISTENTIAL DREAD??

Also idk what to tell you man, all the character designs are so well thought out and are just peak.

PLUSSS THIS GAME IS JUST SO UNDERSTANDING OF PEOPLE?? Like you have the option to turn on a Content Aware mode that tells you if certain characters have content you'd like to avoid (like toxic relationships, paranoia, manipulation-- these are only for specific characters), AND THERE'S NO CONSEQUENCE TO SKIPPING THEM!!

 anyways live laugh love this stupid game, i dont even know what I'm doing here bro, gonna go talk to the HVAC system, bye