Cut customers hair high on drugs 😂

Oh my god I need to share this with someone, this happened a year ago 😵‍💫

So i'm 17, female and I live on my own. I do piercings and hair without any training. I got no professional set to cut hair I just do magic to get their hair to what EVER they want. I do crazy long micro braids, dye hair many unique colors and do alot of punk-emo cuts.

OKAY let's start with the story FINALLY.

I was just chilling with my hbs after work and school in my apartment. One of them is 100% sober, rest use drugs daily/weekly. I took ecstasy and lsd right at the start, we were playing uno before it hit. Started seeing everything happy, pupils huge and jaw going crazy, the normal stuff. Not even a hour in I got a call from one of my regulars, a goth girl, I normally just cut her V bangs, dye black-purple and layer the rest of her hair.

WELL GUESS WHAT this time she wanted me to shave under her hair V shape for the summer heats....

I told her I was with friends and she just replied with it's fine. I let her come and let her know I was really gone. My pupils were huge and I was chewing air as she came, but she didn't mind it. I brought her to the bathroom and started parting her hair to the STRAIGHT LINES HIGH ON DRUGS?....

Ofcourse I was too high to even know where the fuck I was. At the start it went so well straight lines no mistakes so perfect and easy. Well ofcourse I show her the lines that i'd next shave on my phone. She looks at my phone for a little and turns my way...

fuuuckk there was no lines, the hair barely even show on the pictures I took so proud of myself 😂

My sober hb came in help and did the lines pretty well, I just fixed it with a small comb trying to use it as a "ruler". It felt like 2mins to me, but it was actually closer to a hour.

FINALLLLYYY I pinned the hair I shouldn't cut up. Started chopping most of the hair and finally shaving it. I was so locked in and it actually went pretty well. I told her I'd layer her hair next time for some reason 😌

Then I offered her a drink and little weed, after it she become one of my closest friends, she got my keys and comes to smoke here almost daily. This happened last year and we are still good friends, she just joined my family like that.

Now she get free haircuts, piercings and drugs with me.