it's called the because walk away

it's called the xbox 360 because when you see it you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away
it's called the playstation 3 because when you see it you'll turn 3 degrees and walk away
it's called the wii because when we see it we'll turn degrees and walk away
it's called the xbox one because you'll take one look at it and walk away
it's called the playstation 4 pro because when you see it you'll be a pro at walking away
it's called the wii u because when U see it U walk away
it's called the xbox series because when you see it you'll take a series of steps away
it's called the playstation 5 slim because chances are slim that you'll not walk away
it's called the switch because when you see it you switch directions and walk away