6/21/25

Professional girlblogger logging on to say that I am preparing for change. My skin smells of cheap cherry bodywash and is coated in dollar store body glitter and a spritz of "Midnight Addiction" gifted by a sorority sister. This endless milk exterior hides the yellow fatty interior that pulses and sweats and grows, making my stomach twist and topple in horror. I've grown complacent during summer break and now, even my PINK sweatpants cant hide that fact. I feel like Regina George after Cady started giving her "Calteen" weight loss bars. While I thoroughly enjoy the tramp lifestyle, I have to look the part or else I'll get imposter syndrome. 

XOXO, your least fav internet girl

-K