HOW I GOT THE WORST DIARRHEA OF MY LIFE!!!!

I have low iron and was told by Reddit user “anonymous” to go into my garden and eat some dirt because it is “iron rich”. Turns out, all eating dirt does is cause a red hot fuse to light inside your body. Trust me, only bad things will come out of eating dirt!! I am sitting on the toilet as I write this message! No good will come out of eating dirt, only bad things will come out of eating dirt! And if you eat dirt, bad things will come out of you too.

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