Mom's Religious Bullshit

My mom has been pissing me off nonstop lately with her newly found, born again Christian bullshit and the constant need for making jokes about me not being one and her and her other friends who suck on Jesus's cock and talking abot getting the oils and holy water out whenever I'm around.

I do not have the devil inside of me just because I have logic, and open mind, and no need to randomly attack other people's beliefs without being provoked in any way. The reason I act like I am is because I wasnt pressured to believe in something when I was younger and I'm not in any way brain washed into thinking something is DEFINATLY out.

I have the ability to look at something someone believes, think about it, see if it makes sense or not, and if it does accept it as part of my own, and if not, completely disregard its effect in my life. And anyone who disrespects me for not believing in something will get an earful as to why I dont believe in it and an example of something that is more logical.

It all started when she started talking to that Dave friend of hers. He randomly became religious and is now one of God's many, many buttslaves. Now his nonsense is making my mom want to go to church and love the lord and all kinds of annoying shit like that and now all of a sudden I represent all that is wrong with the world just because I tell her why shes being stupid and wasting her time when she talks to me and others.

People who cannot believe in something without other people's influence or pressure are stupid. If you cannot think for yourself on something you find so important than you do not deserve a brain. I dont care if you're confused on what to believe in, or dont believe in anything....just dont force it on others the way it was forced on you.

Whenever I try to retaliate my mom's badgering, she always goes "Oh you have the devil in you! I dont wanna hear your devil nonsense!" Fuck you. Theres no such thing as a devil. And even if there was, how do you know God didnt lie about him being bad? You dont know ANYTHING for sure. Your God has the power to do whatever it pleases, and lying to you and telling you lying is bad could simply be a cover up. God made humans in his image and that sounds like something a human would do.

The only reason she doesnt want to hear what I say is because she knows I could ruin her religion for her in an instant. Not that I would, I'm happy shes got something makin her happy and stuff...but if pissing me off and dissing my beliefs when hers have little to no logic...than one day I'll probably snap and lay it on her...and ruin her beliefs.

I wouldnt want to but it would had to be done in order for her to stop fucking with me. I know I could do it too...it wouldnt be the first time I did that to someone.

I dont have the devil in me because there is no devil.
I'm not going to praise Jesus because hes dead and never coming back.
I'm not going to worship God because that isnt what he wants.

Sitting around and praying and wishing and hoping accomplishes nothing. If you want something done so badly, get off your ass and make it happen.