why i think were ailens :3

we landed on eath thousands of yearss ago and killed all humans and desovered these plants and thouhgt it would taste good or sum and grew a sit ton of it accidentaly got cought on fire and they breathed in the smoke and got absoloutly shit faced and thought hey that was cool asf so they kept smoking it and the higher powered ailiens brainwashed them into submission so i think were all the old ailiens that descovered it like the only decendants who keep the tradition of smoking ouid... the rich ppl are the bad ailiens...