TWILIGHT WOULD NOT LIKE SOMEBODY LIKE FLASH SENTRY: a rant about how shit this semi-canon ship truly is

Everytime i watch this damn movie i ask myself the same question: WHY THE FUCK HASBRO?????? 

srsly, Flash and Twilight are NOT compatible AT ALL

its so damn forced

like yeah, theres some cute moments, but they just dont really have any chemistry, their personalities dont match or compliment eachother in any way

fuck, i'd argue Flash barely even has a personality, his biggest personality trait is that he plays guitar

THAT IS BARELY EVEN A PERSONALITY TRAIT.

Twilight would not fall for Flash. sorry to all you FlashLight shippers (tho that is a good ship name oml) but like i just do not see it at all (no hate to yall tho, i just dont like the ship)

Twilight is nerdy and often anxious, yet also very brave and loyal to her friends

and Flash is just... some somewhat awkward dude who plays guitar

i feel like it couldve been cute if they maybe made some attempts to flesh out Flash's personality and maybe make him a little bit more compatible with Twilight BUT THEY DIDNT

there were def a lot of cute and funny moments between the two, dont get me wrong, but outside of those few specific moments i just cant see it

once again, no hate to anybody who ships FlashLight, this is just my personal opinion