I WANT TO DEEP FRY MY HAIR!!

I want to have all the colors in my hair, I want to dye it bright pink, cherry red, neon green, raccoon hair, and fcking orange too.

I was thinking of dying it for my birthday but I don't want the chemicals making me go bald plus my hair is naturally black so is hard to see the color if I don't go literally blonde first, I did a big chop almost a year ago because my hair was so damaged and ugly but honestly I think I might just go back to relaxing my hair 😭

People with colorful hair look so awesome, why weren't we born with colorful hair like in The Disastrous life of Saiki K?