Brown-Nosers Beware

I love pissing people off who stick their noses into my business, when it has absolutely nothing to do with them. Instead of turning the other cheek, or letting it slide, I always want to exact some sort of payback. I dont want to hurt them or anything, just to annoy the hell out of them with my existance.

Juan and I are on the lot walking around together when we push carts, mainly talking about wrestling and stuff like always and its not busy so there isnt much to do and no reason to hurry. Everythings fine until the Service Coordinator comes out.

Erikas nice and stuff so I wasnt worried about being in trouble, and she let us out there together cause we can talk and do work at the same time, but apparently some bitchy cashier who cannot mind her own business and do her own job simply cannot keep her mouth shut!

She told Cindy, Erika's friend / unofficial service assitant that the lot was trashed and stuff and talked trash about us being lazy and stuff. And Cindy was like "It doiesnt look that bad" and Laurie (the bitches's name) is all "BLAH BLAH! THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS! IM A BITCH! MAKE THEM DO WORK, IM AN IDIOT!"

....Not in those exact words but thats the message she was trying to get across.

So Erika comes out to check on things, and like Cindy said, things werent bad. Erika let who told on us or whatever slip, either on accident or she was apathetic, and I was like "Figures it was her." Shes got a reputation of being a brown nose bozo around there so WHO ELSE would bother doing such a thing?

Instantly, I want to do something to piss her off. So Juan and I walk around inside infront of her doing nothing, and we go get some gatorades outta the cooler we got and on the way back outside, shes on lane and I yell to Juan...

"BOY OH BOY! Nothing I like more then drinking gatorade and not pushing carts! Quenching my thirst is FAR more important than doing my job! Thats for SURE!"

Juan almost chokes on his drink and she gets this really mad look on her face, but cannot say anything because shes dealing with customers. Customers who are quite bewildered by my comments, but since they dont matter to me I didnt care if they understood or not.

And through out the rest of my shift I yelled out similar things to people around me just to make time go by faster for me and to bother her even more. I'm tired of her BS and I hate taddling jackasses like her. They get no benefits out of doing it, and they seem to think the bosses or whoever like it. The fact of the matter is the bosses probably have no more respect for that person than anyone else.

I even went up to Erika and told her all about what I did and she kinda laughed and was like "You're Terrible!" and Juan just laughed and agreed then I...danced or something. I dont remember lol.

But yeah thats about it. I wonder if she bitched to anyone about me or tried to tell on me. I know if I do get talked to about it I'll either just lie about it or, tell the truth and completely own her logic and reasons for being as stupid as she is. Either way that situation was quite comical.