REASONZ WHY I WOULD BE AN ANT IF REINCARNATION IS REAL

xX As in-depth insight into my reasoning behind why I would be an ant if I were reincarnated Xx

WHAT IS REINCARNATION?

Reincarnation is the religious or philosophical concept that one’s soul transfers to a new body after death.

I am not a big believer of this concept, but I like to imagine that if it’s real, then I’d like to be an ant :)

WHAT ARE THE PROS OF BEING AN ANT?

- SIMPLE LIFETIME

As an ant, specifically a worker, all you’d have to worry about is to scavenge food for the larvae and colony, protect the Queen and defend the colony’s home, and keep your colony clean. It’s just like the human world, but simpler.

- NO TAXES OR LAWS

As an ant, there is no Government to take taxes from your bank account. No ant-sized IRS, and it costs nothing (and has no legal repercussions) to steal food.

- SENSE OF BELONGING

As long as you are an ideal worker ant and stick to your colony, you’ll have a home for your entire short life. If you were to be a bad worker ant, you’d maybe be exiled from your colony and doomed to die shortly after, considering no other colony will take you in.

- NO ANT TRUMP

Good news, Trump’s ideas don’t apply to the ant world! Boy ants can like boy ants (as long as they’re still working hard for their colony), no ant is discriminated against, and ants don’t really deport their own citizens.

- EASY TO HIDE FROM BULLIES

Say goodbye to spending your school day crying in the bathrooms! Being a smaller being such as an ant, all of the larger animals whom may bully or attempt to consume you can’t get to you if you hide in a small crack. It’s a lot better than getting pushed into a muddy puddle and having your white school shirt stained! 

Through my persuasive reasoning, I hope you all understand why being an ant is an ideal life to dream for. Thank you for reading XOXO >:D