Hair dye

As you can see in my PFP my hair is black but I have a confession... IM BLONDE.

Its kinda obvious cause my eyebrows are barely visible but idc. Since October I've been squirting black hair dye all over my head and making my bathroom look like its in the aftermath of the Ink Machine every month. And frankly I'm tired of buying hair dye every month. I WANT COMPENSATION! 

Put me on a game show where I can win a lifetime supply of black hair dye please, I will win. 

ALSO IM TIRED OF MISSING CHUNKS. Ill come out of the shower thinking my hair is nice and coated and then I'll start looking around my head and find massive chunks of blonde like T_T. IM TIRED.

And when my roots grow out. I LOOK LIKE IM BALDING. Somebody literally asked me once if I was balding. My hair grows so fast it's not my fault. I hate that too, why can't I just cut my hair once and it stays that length till I tell it to grow like you would think with all this damn technology I could do that but I can't smh. 

In conclusion I am a hair dye warrior and I am fighting battles with my hair every month. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

MEOW!