It might be controversial to say that a cannibalistic serial killer is the most attractive man I've ever seen, but it's nothing but the truth. I've seen Casino Royale, I've seen Polar, hell, I've even seen the Bitch Better Have My Money music video, but of all the additions to the Mads Mikkelsen cinematic universe, Hannibal is by far his hottest.
It goes without saying that Mads' range is phenomenal, but watching Hannibal really makes me feel like he would strangle me with his bare hands and cut out my organs. And I would let him. Seeing Beverly spread out like some twisted Damien Hirst artwork really had me and my mom going, 'huh, at least he has taste,', and it really only got worse from there. No matter what he's wearing or what he's doing, he just seems so dignified. From his immaculate plaid suits to his questionable home decor, everything about this man just seems so refined. In fact, the simple aesthetics of him cooking human meat, with classical music playing in the background, of course, makes me believe that maybe the best course to my own happiness is to become a cannibal too/j
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Elliotz
i agree hannibal is bbg
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dev
you are literally so real for this, speak your truth bro
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