im so patrick bateman coded

me, a 17-year-old girl with zero stocks, zero crypto, and zero understanding of what a merger actually is:
"i simply must get an ice peel facial before my 10am pilates class or i’ll flay someone alive"

like no i’m not a wall street psycho in the 80s but also if someone touches my iced matcha i will imagine 17 different ways to un-alive them while smiling politely and complimenting their perfume

why do i care more about my skincare than my GPA? why do i check the mirror 11 times before leaving the house like i'm about to make my debut at a blood sacrifice gala? why does my google search history include “can you sharpen a nail file into a weapon” and “how to look like you have a secret”?

.... can you guys tell i watched american psycho today