I want to meet mettaton

Look, I know this sounds fucking stupid but I wanna meet mettaton. 

I want mettaton to flirt with me and be like romancey and touchy with me. 

I don't even care that this sounds weird because I want to meet mettaton. 

I wanna meet the fictional characters I love. 

And sometimes I feel myself wanting to stroke to that shit. 

So please don't flame me like basic bitches do, but anyways bye make sure to finish your beer bottle!