My day today

Today I had a bagel and it was very scrumptious. I got a new hamster and i named it ravioli and then I went to the pool and got mcdonalds and chickfil a after and it was so good that i creamed myself and everyone had to evacuate and they had to call the ambulence and i had to go to the ER because my pussy lips exploded and I started pissing pink glitter and fartiing sprinkles. I had explosive diahrea and it was pink and sparkly and the doctors had to call backup and they had to hold me down to stop me from flying to saturn due to the expolsions that i was causing. I started to fart fire and throw up cottage cheese. Overall I think my day was pretty good! any thoughts?