headphones in shower.

I swear on my dead mother that all of my problems would be cured if I could shower with headphones. I would be unstoppable. If I could shower with headphones there would be signs. I kid you not I would gain the ability to fly. And I don't care if there already are headphones that you can shower with, I don't have them, so it doesn't count. And I'm lazy enough to not search for such headphones and even if I did I wouldn't buy them 'cause I don't fucking have money for that. I guess I must just suffer all my life -n- Petition to give everyone (especially me) waterproof headphones that you can shower with and actually have good quality. And they have to be able to cancel out the sound of water. Bet y'all can't do that, huh. anyway. I would be unstoppable. I just had to put this out there. Bye