wtf inner conscience?

Are there people out there who genuinely have a good conscience? Like, I feel like my conscience is repeatedly beating me with a stick, it sits on my shoulder saying the most embarrassing shit like, 'remember that time you got that guy three cups of orange juice with a straw each time cause no one told you he didn't want your grubby hands on his straw and when someone finally told you he was already gone so you cried in the bathroom at work?.. yea you're an asshole for that one.' Dude I heard you the first 700 times you don't need to remind me. Anyway, I will be kindly executing myself from embarassment.