surgeons r stupid

they make things unnecessarily complicated with their stupid big words. i would so be a surgeon and i would be so fucking good at it all you do is scrape the orange thing until you see the white thing then open up the white thing until...... yada yada thats how they did in the olden days bitches just realized they could stay rich if they gave parts of the body ridiculous names that is a waste to remember. like you should want people to understand their body. you shouldnt make it harder and then get mad when people come in concerned bc they asked dr chatgpt and theyre "wasting your time" MAKE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND IT WAS PROBABLY UR ANCESTORS WHO DID IT SO YALL WOULD STAY RICH I HATE YOU!@!@!!!!@!!!!! YOU KEEP PEOPLE OUT OF THE PROFESSION I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU NEED TO GIVE NAMES TO THINGS AND YOU CANT DESCRIBE WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT WITHOUT BUILDING A VOCABULARY BUT YOURS IS STUPIDDDDDDDDD AND DUMB AND I HATE U>(

like i dont understand why we arent taught basic first aid in schools stitches do not look complicated at all its literally hand sewing with pliers and blood like PUt ME IN COACH PUT ME IN!!!!!